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THE OAKEN ONE I CANNOT THESE ARE TOO PERFECT OMG
Airline screwed me over. I should be in North Carolina now but I’m in Texas. I’m wearing my “beware the dragon” shirt but clearly no one is heeding this warning.
Getting ready to wake up at 5 AM tomorrow. I hate traveling. Why is Teleportation not a thing yet? hashtag beam me up, Scotty.
Every once in awhile, I come across people who think Luna doesn’t bathe regularly because she’s described as having “dirty blonde hair.”
I just want to scream, “‘DIRTY BLONDE’ IS A HAIR COLOR!” from the hill tops.
Neighbor: aren’t you a little old for sledding?
Me: aren’t you a little old for breathing?
Oh good, an Oscar acceptance speech that will make me laugh and not cry- oh what the hell you guys had to make me cry with that last bit.
No Lupita Nyong’o, your speech didn’t make me cry. I just have something in my eye. Like a twig or a branch.