Anyone else let out an audible groan when they found out Yates was directing Fantastic Beasts?
If Katara had been there when Korra said that Zuko knew Aang better than anyone:
Having to explain to my mom why I was watching Aladdin and sobbing was torture.
I like crack fan fic even though it terrifies me, mostly because it’s so hilarious and partly because I’m curious about the depths of other people’s depravity. But holy hell weasel, I cannot process what I’ve just read.
Keep in mind, I have found Hogwarts/giant squid, a Harry/Snape where Harry dies of angst and turns into a unicorn, Harry/Basilisk, Whomping Willow/Flying Ford Anglia, a fic where Lucius’ fertility potion for Narcissa accidentally gets Harry pregnant and he kills Voldemort in a hormonal rage, Dobby/Hagrid, and Ron/Hedwig (I thought nothing could be worse than that one. I won’t get into the non Harry Potter things I’ve found, because then we would be here all day. Although, I do think I have to give special mention to the John Watson/Bill Murray I found. Yes, that Bill Murray).
I want you to fully know what I mean when I say this is by far the most bizarre and disturbing thing I’ve ever found…
Grüner See (Green Lake) is a lake in Styria, Austria. In the winter you’ll find crisp, tranquil grasslands and lake that is only about 3 to 6 feet deep. However, during the spring, when the temperature rises and the snow melts, the basin of land below the mountains fills with water. The lake reaches its maximum depth of around 40 feet from mid-May to June and is claimed to look the most beautiful at this time.
I’m not sure where it came from but all of a sudden I’m like, “Fuck yeah, Beetee!”
this fandom does not appreciate or deserve arya stark’s character arc but i’m gonna debunk some myths for you anyway:
arya was never scared! not true. the whole purpose of her “fear cuts deeper than swords” mantra is to fight off the fear SHE IS OBVIOUSLY FEELING. because arya is living on the battlefield where feeling fear will get you killed. she cant afford it.
arya’s a mindless killer! nah. when arya fled the red keep she was forced to kill the stable boy. in that moment she began to associate killing with survival and safety. keep in mind SHE IS NINE AT THIS POINT. this only intensifies when arya meets jaqen, she is at her most powerless and he gives the ability to kill her abusers and any one else who might hurt her. arya’s list a coping mechanism to deal with her fear. oh look the dots are connecting
arya goes around swinging a sword constantly!: did you read? she’s literally disarmed and taken prisoner by the mountain and forced into slavery at harrenhal. its her entire a clash of kings storyline..
arya wouldve died at kings landing!: oh im sorry am i supposed to give a fuck about this hypothetical irrelevant bullshit????