Posted 2 days ago

Harley: This is Mr. Matthews.

Cory: Yep, people change.

Posted 1 week ago

I don’t know why, but I’m very distressed about beardless Shrimpy.

Posted 1 week ago

The ultimate test in self control:

Not laughing hysterically when an adorable little boy dressed up like Gimli at the faire comes up to you and says, “I am Gimli, son of Groin!”

Posted 1 week ago

notharrypleaseno:

Alternatives to what happened in canon….

Voldemort arrived at Godric’s Hollow on the night of October the 31st. He took pleasure in the fact that the threat to his life would be destroyed tonight as he crept towards the door of the house but from the window he saw a great, big stag pouncing around the living room with a ribbon stuck on its antlers. Furious, he left because that goddamned rat had tricked him and sent him into a madhouse

Posted 1 week ago

yankeecountess:

repmet:

Allen Leech pops a button (x)

I can’t get over how adorable that moment is between him and Charles Dance :oP hehehehe, he called Tywin Lannister “Charlie” ;oP

Posted 1 week ago

I will not ask you for forgiveness. What I have done is unforgivable. I was so lost in hatred and revenge. I never dreamed that I could love you so much. You stole what was left of my heart. And now I’ve lost you forever.

(Source: all4movie)

Posted 1 week ago

HE CALLED CORY BABOON!

Posted 1 week ago

blakanubis:

That feeling you get during a dry spell on Tumblr, save for that one sole spike in likes and reblogs.

Posted 1 week ago

halfcubanprincess:

Sometimes, I wonder if Stephen Moffat and Ryan Murphy are secretly the same mustache twirling villain…

Posted 1 week ago
All it took was meeting the right person, and everything changed.

(Source: tehgreeneyes)

Posted 1 week ago

"StarKid is about friendship, that is it, nothing less than best lifelong friendships. Like Harry, Ron & Hermione. You know when you spend even five minutes with any of them. They will be there for each other the rest of their lives.

(Source: tylerbrunsman)

Posted 2 weeks ago

Mrs Hughes: Have you spoken to Mr. Carson?

Mrs. Patmore: No, I was hoping you might do that.

Mrs: Hughes: Me?

Mrs. Patmore: Well, everyone knows you can twist him around your little finger.

Posted 2 weeks ago

Posted 2 weeks ago

The best part about seeing Gone Girl was hearing all the whispers of “wait, is that Minkus?” when Lee Norris appeared.

Posted 2 weeks ago
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